It's Friday! What better excuse is there to be in a good mood?
Well, if you haven't had your coffee yet this morning, or still need an extra pick-me-up, right here is where you need to be. These headlines provide your daily dose of nonsense -- from the generally godless, soulless and slanderous news media...
We've scoured local and national news sources, social headlines, and wacky taglines floating around on the internet. Without further adieu, here are your hysterical media headlines for Oct. 20:
Trump Isn't Hitler. But the Lying... Charles Blow, New York Times
Breaking news: Trump isn't Hitler. Thank God for the New York Times! We can now all sleep soundly this weekend.
What's Even Scarier Than Donald Trump? Katrina vanden Heuvel, The Nation
Excerpt: Republicans have put forward a budget that would have truly terrifying consequences.
Phew, I'm glad we've been warned. I'll be sure to warn everyone the economy is about to really start growing again.
America Needs Higher Wages, Not Lower Taxes Jonathan Tasini, CNN
What would we do without economic prowess like this? Maybe if we give the government even more of our money our incomes will really soar!
Enjoy the weekend, everyone. Let's hope we can make it through...
Not sure how we would without groundbreaking information like that shared above.