From poo to punchouts here are some of today's hysterical headlines.
This story comes from the Sun Sentinel - Chuck Todd loves Miami, but he wouldn't want to live there again because 'nobody works.'
My Take: Mama said knock you out. Chuck Todd will knock you out. Not believable as a person or journalist comes to mind. By the way, there's more civility being articulated by the left.
Next up, High levels of poop lead to swimming advisory at three South Florida beaches by Miami Herald.
My Take: Among the things we leave out of the tourist materials.
Lastly, Midnight Cookies and Cream caters to late-night cravings in Hollywood also from the Sun Sentinel
Hot Take: A reminder that stereotypes exist for a reason.
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