(St. Petersburg, Fla) - A Florida woman is accused of assault after allegedly weaponizing a frozen chicken. Basically, metaphorically giving her daughter "The Bird."
St. Pete court records say the 30-year-old Mary Marquardt allegedly threw the frozen poultry at her daughter striking her in the right leg.
The affidavit does not say what triggered the alleged attack.
The mom is facing a domestic battery charge and has been ordered to have no contact with her daughter.